:: Top Five Frauds in Daniel's Life ::

1. Barkley in Sesame Street was a real dog. Don't laugh, the truth just destroyed my childhood.
2. Airwolf really packed a punch. Why didn't they use it in the first Gulf War?
3. Forrest Gump was based on a true story.
4. The red beacon light above the IBM Tower was Mars. Wondered why the position never changed.
5. America is the land of the free and the streets are paved with gold. Well, now it is paved with fired financial officers and bankers.