::.. Friday, October 24, 2003 ..::

The Seven Deadly Sins. Now don't lie and say that you haven't committed any of these.

Pride
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Happens because well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to "believe in yourself."
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be broken on the wheel.

Envy
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Happens because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be put into freezing water.

Glutony
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Happens because you were weaned improperly when you were an infant.
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be force-fed rats, toads and snakes.

Lust
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Happens because.... oh, please!
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses.

Anger
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Happens because you're wired for it. Also, the people around you are pretty damn irritating.
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.

Greed
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Happens because you live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be boiled alive in oil. Bear in mind that it's the finest, most luxurious boiling oil that money can buy, but it's still boiling.

Sloth
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Happens because you're lazy and good fer nuthin'.
Punishment in Hell will be: You'll be thrown into snake pits.


Boy, life sure is tough.... for more information, check out the site : 7 Deadly Sins

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