Let's pretend we're at a coffee shop, and the topic of discussion is the most intriguing and most difficult to understand species: women.

So far, all the women that I know, or most of them, fall in one of these category:

(a) left me broken hearted;
(b) left me totally pissed;
(c) left me feeling indifferent;
(d) left me totally not giving a damn.

So why do I bother about women? I think I will remain a bachelor for life. No obligations, no promises to be kept, no extra money to spend. Live the life of a free man. And anytime I feel like getting a shag, there is always Changi Village or Geylang.

So, to all you females out there, which one are you?